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Terms of Use/ Service:

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF USE & DISCLAIMER

By using Zymetrical.com (the "Website"), you agree to these terms of use.  Zymetrical, Inc. (d/b/a "Zymetrical.com") reserves the right, at any time, to modify, change or update these Terms of Use, and you agree to be bound by such modifications, changes, or updates.

Copyright ©
 

All site design, text, graphics, interfaces, and the selection and arrangements thereof are ©  2008 Zymetrical.com.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Permission is granted to electronically copy and to print hard copy portions of this website for the purpose of placing an order with Zymetrical.com.  Any other use, including reproduction for purposes other than those noted above, modification, distribution, or republication, without prior written permission is strictly prohibited and illegal.  Appropriate action will be taken in all such incidents to the full extent of the law.

Trademarks
 

All trademarks, service marks, and trade names are proprietary to Zymetrical, Inc.
, or other respective owners that have granted Zymetrical, Inc. the right and license to use such Marks.

Disclaimer
 

The information, services, products and materials contained in this site, including without limitation, text, graphics, and links, are provided on an "as is" basis with no warranty.  To the maximum extent of law, Zymetrical, Inc.
disclaims all representations and warranties, expressed or implied, with respect to such information, services, products, and materials, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, title, no infringement, and implied warranties.  In addition, Zymetrical, Inc. does not represent or warrant that the information accessible via this website is accurate, complete, or current.  Prices and availability are subject to change without prior notice.

The products, services and information contained within this website are supposed to be "fun", and should only be used in that manner.  We are not responsible, legally or otherwise, for the misuse of such products, services or information.  Zymetrical, Inc. does not encourage, nor do we condone, vandalistic activities, or any activity that may be considered harmful - to people or to property.  You are responsible for your own actions.

Privacy
 

As a matter of policy, we do not sell give or rent any personally identifiable information about you to any third party.  Period.  We only collect sufficient personal information about you to fill an order for you through our website.  Review our full privacy policy.

Order Acceptance
 

The receipt of an e-mail order confirmation does not constitute the acceptance of an order or a confirmation of an offer to sell.  Zymetrical, Inc.
reserves the right, without prior notification, to limit the order quantity on any item and/or refuse service to any customer, for any reason. Verification of information may be required prior to the acceptance of any order, to ensure accuracy or identity.

Account Information
 

Zymetrical reserves the right to deny credit to any person, or any business.  Zymetrical, Inc.
reserves the right to close any account, without prior notification.  A $29 service fee will be charged for any bounced checks or any wrongful chargebacks, and a 1.5% interest fee will be applied, per month, to all overdue account balances.

Limitation on Liability
 

IN NO EVENT SHALL ZYMETRICAL, INC.
BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, EXEMPLARY OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, EVEN IF ZYMETRICAL, INC. HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES, WHETHER IN AN ACTION UNDER CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE, OR ANY OTHER THEORY, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE, INABILITY TO USE, OR PERFORMANCE OF THE INFORMATION, SERVICES, PRODUCTS, AND MATERIALS AVAILABLE FROM THIS SITE. THESE LIMITATIONS SHALL APPLY NOTWITHSTANDING ANY FAILURE OF ESSENTIAL PURPOSE OF ANY LIMITED REMEDY. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON HOW LONG AN IMPLIED WARRANTY LASTS, OR THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

External Sites
 

This site contains links to other sites on the Internet that are owned and operated by third party vendors and other third parties. You acknowledge that Zymetrical, Inc. is not responsible for the availability of, or the content located on or through, any External Site. You should contact the site administrator or Webmaster for those External Sites if you have any concerns regarding such links or the content located on such Sites.

Last modified:  December, 2007.

 

 


 
     

 
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