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Bugs & fake insects
Blood & fake body parts
Bullet hole stickers
Classic & retro novelties
Clown noses & props
Closeouts & clearance
Fake Lotto Scratch offs
Jokes & gags

Magic / simple tricks

Novelty hats & wigs

Novelty inflatables
Novelty keychains
Novelty sunglasses
Party lighting
Poop greeting cards
Poop squeak dog toys
Rubber chickens & animals

Rubber duckies
Rubber snakes
Shocking gags
Stage & theatre props
Temp. tattoos & sleeves
 
 
 Customer testimonials
Closeouts & clearance


Weekly Bestsellers
 2010 dog poop calendar
10¢ fake lotto tickets

"Liquid Ass" fart spray
Inflatable Judy dolls
Ping pong balls
Fake dog poop
Clown noses
Stink bombs
Potato guns
$1 tattoo sleeves
Guitar sunglasses
20" rubber chickens
Exploding cigarette loads
 
 
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The information, services, products and materials contained in this site, including without limitation, text, graphics, and links, are provided on an "as is" basis with no warranty.  To the maximum extent of law, Zymetrical, Inc.
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The products, services and information contained within this website are supposed to be "fun", and should only be used in that manner.  We are not responsible, legally or otherwise, for the misuse of such products, services or information.  Zymetrical, Inc. does not encourage, nor do we condone, vandalistic activities, or any activity that may be considered harmful - to people or to property.  You are responsible for your own actions.

 
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External Sites
 

This site contains links to other sites on the Internet that are owned and operated by third party vendors and other third parties. You acknowledge that Zymetrical, Inc. is not responsible for the availability of, or the content located on or through, any External Site. You should contact the site administrator or Webmaster for those External Sites if you have any concerns regarding such links or the content located on such Sites.
 
Last modified:  February 2009
 

 
   

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