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By using Zymetrical.com (the "Website"), you agree to these terms of use. Zymetrical, Inc. (d/b/a Zymetrical.com) reserves the right, at any time, to modify, change or update these Terms of Use and you agree to be bound by such changes.

Copyright

All site design, text ("product descriptions"), graphics ("product images"), interfaces, and the selection and arrangements thereof are 2017 Zymetrical.com, it's affiliates, or partners which have granted Zymetrical, Inc the use of said images. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Permission is granted to electronically copy and to print hard copy portions of this website for the purpose of placing an order with Zymetrical.com. Any other use, including reproduction for purposes other than those noted above, modification, distribution, or republication, without prior written permission is strictly prohibited and illegal.

Do not use images on this website without prior written permission.

Trademarks

All trademarks, service marks, and trade names are proprietary to Zymetrical, Inc., or other respective owners that have granted Zymetrical, Inc. the right and license to use such Marks.

Disclaimer

The information, services, products and materials contained in this site, including without limitation, text, graphics, and links, are provided on an "as is" basis with no warranty. To the maximum extent of law, Zymetrical, Inc. disclaims all representations and warranties, expressed or implied, with respect to such information, services, products, and materials, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, title, no infringement, and implied warranties. In addition, Zymetrical, Inc. does not represent or warrant that the information accessible via this website is accurate, complete, or current. Prices and availability are subject to change without prior notice. The products, services and information contained within this website are supposed to be "fun", and should only be used in that manner.

Privacy

As a matter of policy, we do not sell give or rent any personally identifiable information about you to any third party. Period. We only collect sufficient personal information about you to fill an order for you through our website. Review our full privacy policy here.

Order Acceptance

The receipt of an e-mail order confirmation does not constitute the acceptance of an order or a confirmation of an offer to sell. Zymetrical, Inc. reserves the right, without prior notification, to limit the order quantity on any item and/or refuse service to any customer, for any reason. Verification of information may be required prior to the acceptance of any order, to ensure accuracy or identity. Zymetrical, Inc. reserves the right to close any account, without prior notification.

No A-Holes Policy

We have a zero tolerance for jerks. If you are combatitive & rude or curse at customer service, your business will be denied, your account will be closed, and any future orders will be blocked. Just remember, the grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.

Credit Card Chargebacks & Deliquent Accounts

Zymetrical, Inc. reserves the right to forward any outstanding payment owed to 3rd party collection services for restitution. A $35 chargeback service fee will be applied to any and all bounced checks or any wrongful chargebacks of less than $100.00. A 25% fee of the total (as assessed by our 3rd party collections agency who collects debt on our behalf) will be added to all chargebacks exceeding $100.01.

Duplicate Transactions

Depending on your email settings or your email service provider, our order confirmation email may be marked as spam. This is all to common for many e-commerce companies. Once your order is submitted we provide you with your order# and clearly state (and highlight in flourescent yellow this fact) that your order is all good and that no further action is required on your part. Furthermore, this is reiterated on our contact page, and your shopping cart is emptied once you order preventing you from accidentally re-ordering. If you manually re-add the same identical items to your cart, re sign-in, re-enter all of your information, and place a duplicate order we may process it as normal if this error is not caught by customer service. If you inadvertantly place a second order, without first confirming your order manually, you will be charged a 15% restocking fee for returning your order. Most likely however, we will catch your error before it is processed. In these instances shipped restocking fees will be waived, however, you will be assessed a 3% cancellation fee on the cancelled order only to offset credit card processing fees. This is non-negotiable.

Limitation on Liability

IN NO EVENT SHALL ZYMETRICAL, INC. BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, EXEMPLARY OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, EVEN IF ZYMETRICAL, INC. HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES, WHETHER IN AN ACTION UNDER CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE, OR ANY OTHER THEORY, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE, INABILITY TO USE, OR PERFORMANCE OF THE INFORMATION, SERVICES, PRODUCTS, AND MATERIALS AVAILABLE FROM THIS SITE. THESE LIMITATIONS SHALL APPLY NOTWITHSTANDING ANY FAILURE OF ESSENTIAL PURPOSE OF ANY LIMITED REMEDY. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON HOW LONG AN IMPLIED WARRANTY LASTS, OR THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

External Sites

This site contains links to other sites on the Internet that are owned and operated by third party vendors and other third parties. You acknowledge that Zymetrical, Inc. is not responsible for the availability of, or the content located on or through, any External Site. You should contact the site administrator or Webmaster for those External Sites if you have any concerns regarding such links or the content located on such Sites.



Last modified: April, 2014



 

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