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Bugs & fake insects
Blood & fake body parts
Bullet hole stickers
Classic & retro novelties
Clown noses & props
Closeouts & clearance
Drinking products
Fake Lotto Scratch offs
Magic / simple tricks

Novelty hats & wigs

Novelty inflatables
Novelty keychains
Novelty sunglasses
Over the hill gag gifts
Party lighting
Poop greeting cards
Poop squeak dog toys
Rubber chickens & animals

Rubber duckies
Rubber snakes
Shocking gags
Stage & theatre props
Temp. tattoos & sleeves
 
 
 10 cent clearance items
Customer testimonials
Sale & clearance items


Weekly Bestsellers
 Holiday fake lotto tickets
2010 Dog poop calendars
Liquid Ass Fart Spray
Bulk Ping Pong Balls
Rainbow Umbrella Hats
Fake Dog Poop
Toy Potato Guns
Fake Arms
Toy Metal Handcuffs
Exploding Cigarette Loads
 
 
Shipping policies & information - Zymetrical.com
How much is shipping?
How is shipping calculated?

How quickly will I receive my order?

How can I have an order shipped to someone else?

How can I request expedited shipping?

APO/FPO & international shipping:

How can I check on an order I have placed?
 

How much is shipping?

We charge actual shipping costs, which are based on the weight of your order and zipcode.  We do not profit off of shipping.
 
To calculate shipping options & charges without leaving the product page,
first add one or more items to your cart & then enter your zipcode in the right sidebar.  You do not have to enter the checkout process to calculate this.
Calculate Shipping Charges
 
 
How quickly will I receive my order?
 

We ship 5 or more days a week, excluding holidays.  99% of orders placed before 1:59pm EST are processed the same business day.  Note that all orders with standard shipping are shipped in the manner in which they were placed therefore the amount of time it takes to process your order may vary depending on seasonal demand.  Please also note that UPS does not deliver to Post Office Boxes or APO & FPO addresses

 

Shipping Method

Delivery (once shipped)
U.S. postal service Priority3-4 business days
U.S. standard First Class*4-7 business days
*First class available for packages weighing 11oz or less
 
UPS GroundRefer to map
UPS Next Day Air1 business day*
UPS 2nd Day Air2 business days*
*Next day air & 2nd day air transit times do not include weekends.
 
 

UPS Ground Chart

 
 

Can you ship a package to someone else for me?

 

If your shipping address differs from your billing, or if you want to mail someone a package simply enter the separate shipping option in checkout.  Write NO INVOICE in the order notes if you don't want a packing list included.  If you want to include a brief message with your package in the order notes we will be happy to do that at no cost.  The label will be from the non-descript "Zymetrical.com" shipping department, so they won't automatically know what is inside.
 
 

Can I have a package shippedfaster?
 
Absolutely!  Orders weighing 20 lbs or less are eligible for UPS Next Day Air & UPS 2nd Day Air in checkout.  For larger orders & all other shipping needs, email customer service AFTER ordering so that they can manually upgrade shipping for you.
 
 

How can I ship to APO/FPO addresses?
 

If you want to send something to the troops or to an army base you must select USPS priority.  Be sure to enter the full address, including the full name, grade and PSC.  Allow any military mail 2-4 weeks for delivery.  Note that the military does not provide tracking or delivery confirmation services for security reasons.

 
 
Do you ship internationally?
 

Currently we only ship to the United States (including Puerto Rico) and Canada.  Unfortunately, due to the nature of some of our products we are not able to ship anything without a tracking number, and UPS international is disproportionately high on small / light orders.  We hope to export to additional countries in 2010.
 
In the meantime you may try an international forwarder, such as http://www.bongous.com (no affiliation, we just hear good things about em')
 


 
Contact us for all other shipping questions.

 

 

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