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How is shipping calculated?

Shipping costs are based on the weight of your order and your shipping zipcode.  Please choose the method that best fits your needs, time frame & budget.  Expedited shipping is also available.
 
You can calculate your shipping options without leaving the page by entering your zip code in the bottom of your shopping cart.  (see image to the right).  You must have at least 1 item in your cart before this will appear.
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How quickly will I receive my order?
 

Every effort is made to ship orders out as quickly as possible.  All orders are shipped in the manner in which they were placed, therefore the amount of time it takes to process your order may vary on season or demand.  Our goal is to get everything out within 1, or at most 2 business days (M-F).  An automated email will be sent w/ your tracking or delivery confirmation# once your order has been shipped.  You may check the status of your order(s) through our website in your account
 
UPS ground is recommended for most orders.
 

Shipping Method

Estimated delivery once shipped

U.S. standard Priority3-4 business days
U.S. standard First Class*4-7 business days
*USPS First Class is available to domestic (U.S.) orders weighing 11oz. or less.
 
UPS standard GroundRefer to map below:
 **UPS only delivers to street address'.  UPS will not deliver to a PO Box.
 
 

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Can you ship a package to someone else for me?

 

Yes, of course.  Upon checking out, you will be asked to enter your "Billing" information and the "Shipping" information.  If you wish to have this shipped to someone else, just enter the shipping address there.  As a matter of policy, for the benefit of customers ordering gifts as well as customers drop-shipping orders, invoices will not be included when the shipping address differs from the billing address.  If you are having a package shipped to someone other than yourself and would like an invoice included, you must specify that upon checking out.
 


Can I have a package shipped faster?
 
Yes, we offer next day air, next day air early am, second day air am, second day air, and 3 day air.  There are instructions of how to go about doing this during the checkout process.  Extra charges generally apply.  We can't guarantee orders placed after 3pm will be shipped the same business day.
 


How can I ship to APO/FPO addresses?
 

If you want to send something to the boys, select USPS priority & enter their APO or FPO address in the checkout "shipping" section.  Be sure to have the full city & state filled out, as well as the full name, grade and PSC.  Allow any military mail 2-4 weeks for delivery.  Note that the military does not provide tracking or delivery confirmation services for security reasons.  UPS does not deliver to APO address'.

 

Do you ship internationally?
 

All international orders are shipped via UPS due to the lack of reliability with other carriers.  No exceptions, do not ask.  We understand that costs may be high to some countries, especially for orders that are small or weigh very little.  We apologize for that.  Shipping is not available to all countries.  A phone# is required for all international shipments.  Leaving this field blank in the checkout process will delay your order.
 
All payments must be in the form of USD.  As a preventative fraud measure, additional verification may be needed for international orders.  We reserve the right to refuse shipments to certain countries where credit card fraud is prevalent.  Note that duties, taxes, processing or brokerage fees may be charged for your order, of which we have no control.  Please contact your local customs office for more information.  Also note that we are not able to mark orders as "gifts" in order for customers to circumvent these fees.

 
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