Zymetrical Novelties
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Bugs & fake insects
Blood & fake body parts
Bullet hole stickers
Classic & retro novelties
Clown noses & props
Closeouts & clearance
Fake Lotto Scratch offs
Jokes & gags

Magic / simple tricks

Novelty hats & wigs

Novelty inflatables
Novelty keychains
Novelty sunglasses
Party lighting
Poop greeting cards
Poop squeak dog toys
Rubber chickens & animals

Rubber duckies
Rubber snakes
Shocking gags
Stage & theatre props
Temp. tattoos & sleeves
 
 
 Customer testimonials
Closeouts & clearance


Weekly Bestsellers
 2010 dog poop calendar
10¢ fake lotto tickets

"Liquid Ass" fart spray
Inflatable Judy dolls
Ping pong balls
Fake dog poop
Clown noses
Stink bombs
Potato guns
$1 tattoo sleeves
Guitar sunglasses
20" rubber chickens
Exploding cigarette loads
 
 
Shipping policies & information - Zymetrical.com

How much is shipping?

We charge actual shipping costs, based on the weight of the items in your cart and your zipcode.  We do not profit off of shipping.
 
To calculate shipping options & charges without leaving the product page,
first add one or more items to your cart & then enter your zipcode in the right sidebar.  You do not have to enter the checkout process to calculate this.
Calculate Shipping Charges
 
 
How quickly will I receive my order?
 

We ship Monday thru Friday, excluding nationally recognized holidays.  99.9% of orders (excluding those with expedited shipping) placed before 1:59pm EST are processed the same business day.  Refer to the table below for general guidelines.  Note that UPS Next Day Air© and UPS 2nd Day Air© do not include weekends in transit times, and that our cut-off for these orders is 1:59pm ET.

 

Shipping Method

Average delivery (once shipped)
U.S. Postal Service Priority2-4 business days
U.S. standard First Class*4-7 business days
*First class available for packages weighing 11oz or less
 
UPS GroundRefer to map directly below
UPS Next Day Air1 business day
UPS 2nd Day Air2 business days

 
 

UPS Ground Chart

 
 

Can you ship a package to someone else for me?

 

If your shipping address differs from your billing, or if you want to mail someone a package simply enter the separate shipping option in checkout.  Write NO INVOICE in the order notes if you don't want a packing list included.  If you want to include a brief message with your package in the order notes we will be happy to do that at no cost.  The label will be from the non-descript "Zymetrical.com" shipping department, so they won't automatically know what is inside.
 

 
 

How can I ship to APO/FPO addresses?
 

If you want to send something to the troops or to an army base you must select USPS priority.  Be sure to enter the full address, including the full name, grade and PSC.  Allow any military mail 2-4 weeks for delivery.  Note that the military does not provide tracking or delivery confirmation services for security reasons.

 
 
Do you ship internationally?
 

Currently we only ship to the United States (including Puerto Rico) and Canada.  Unfortunately, due to the nature of some of our products we are not able to ship anything without a tracking number, and UPS international is disproportionately high on small / light orders.  We hope to export to additional countries in 2010.
 
In the meantime you may try an international forwarder, such as http://www.bongous.com (no affiliation, we just hear good things about em')
 


 
Contact us for all other shipping questions.

 

 

 
   

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