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School & college prank ideas - PrankCo
3 pigs
This
infamous prank has become legend on some campuses. Get 3 live pigs, or
substitute for something like chickens, and number then 1), 2), and 4).
If you fool the administrators they will find those 3 quickly but will be left
searching for the non-existent #3.
Band Pranks
The
spit valve on someone's trumpet shut, or fill the tuba with toilet paper or
confetti (nothing that would mess them up). Or restring the guitar so
the strings are upside down, or just turn them out of tune.
Bookmark me
If
you truly want your prank to become legend to live on many years after you've
gone, print up thousands of paper bookmarks and hide them all throughout the
library books. "Class of 2009" was here, "you've been
pwnd" or something wittier. Even once the jig is up they wouldn't
be able to possibly check each book. This may require inside help, or
alot of participants.
Buggy pen
Get
a dead bug (any will do), or buy a cheap fake bug
and stick it inside the cap of a pen, or in a notebook. Wait til a
classmate asks to borrow it, or set it up so they find it on their own.
Girls love this prank!
Call back
Call
every party store, petting zoo & other odd company in the phonebook, after
hours if possible, leaving a message & a number to call back in the
morning. The number you leave of course being the administration or
principal's office.
Calling all principals
Without
their consent of course, put an ad in the paper or craigslist advertising an
open position for the principal and/or other educator positions. Be sure
to include a number so applicants can inquire more information.
Chirp chirp
If
you are looking for a harmless senior prank that will be remembered, try
filling the school with crickets, preferably before a break. Use as many
as you get your hands on and they should be reproducing in no time.
Door pranks
To
get someone without even entering their dorm, fill an accordion folder or old
record sleeve full of shaving cream and slide it under a door, then stomp on
it. You can also fill a bag with talcum or some other powder, and then
blow through the bag into the room. A hair dryer works best if you have
one handy.
Embarrassing notes
Write
funny things on your friends homework test sheets when they aren't
looking. Anything will do so long as the teacher sees it! I love
(classmate of same sex) or (teacher's name). Or a note to self like,
"remember the cheat sheet".
Exploding pen prank
Buy
a cheap exploding pen and wait until someone
asks to borrow one, or leave it lying around for your teacher or classmates to
find.
Forking the lawn
This
requires alot of people and even more forks, but is safe & harmless -- to
everything but the sod that is. It is just as the name implies, stick as
many forks in the ground as you can, and do it as quickly as you can.
Hundreds, thousands of forks sticking up out of the ground is a sight to
behold indeed.
Grass billboard
Get a bag of
rock salt and write your message in the grass. The salt will quickly
kill the grass and your message will appear. For a more permanent, and
better yet safe idea, use fertilizer instead. If there is little color
in the lawn it will stick out like a sore green thumb, and will take longer to
get rid of. Or try planting state flowers (it is illegal to dig them up
in some states....)
Icy hot butt
Get some icy hot and spread a very thin
layer on the toilet seats. When that comes in touch with skin it burns,
even moreso on your sensitive rear end.
Itchy & Scratchy
Buy
itching
powder and put that in the cheerleaders pom-pom's, in a football player's jock
strap, or even on the toilets. Anywhere it comes in direct contact with
the skin will work fine. For a less itchy effect you can use hair
shavings from a razor.
Ketchup soda
This is a great
prank for the cafeteria. You simply need a pack of ketchup and someone
drinking through a straw with a lid. Get a pouch of ketchup and cut off
a corner, inserting the straw into it. Next, put this in your victims
drink. When they go to take a sip of Pepsi they will get mad red.
Locker pranks
If
you don't have access to their locker then you can slide in small things
through the vents. Even better if you do have access to the
insides. Take all of their stuff out and switch it with someone else's,
or tape up a bunch of embarrassing pictures so that everyone will see when
they open it. Possibilities are endless.
Locker switch
To
save time in between classes some people (perhaps you) do all of the
combinations but leave it a digit or 2 off, so it opens with a slight
twist. If you know someone who does this it will give you access to
their locker -- which opens up a whole world of possibilities. No pun
intended.
Messy Cart
Throw
a few ketchup packets under the janitor's cart, or under a project cart.
When the wheels cross it will spew ketchup everywhere. Gross but easy
enough to clean up without leaving damage.
Other door
Print up a bunch of signs before hand
that read "please use other door" or something to that effect.
It doesn't matter what it says, as long as it is official looking most people
won't argue with it, and in groups people tend to do what everyone else
does. When nobody is looking put them up everywhere that has multiple
doors.
Paperclip bow
Bend
a paperclip in the shape of a bow, so that it has two prongs on the
ends. Tie a rubber band connecting the two and you now have a disposable
bow & arrow. Bend & rebend small wads of paper for ammo.
If you have a retractable pen then you can also make a rubber band rpg using
similar principles.
Rocks away
Get
some fake foam rocks (that look like granite)
and have fun with them. People tend to freak out when they see people
throwing chunks of rock at one another, even worse when they are throwing them
towards or near glass.
Salty gatorade
When your friend's not looking, dump a
ton of salt into his gatorade or other fruit drink. Works best in darker
liquids. If you are also drinking the same thing talk about how good
yours tastes & let them compare. Mention how their is a
"quality control" number on the back if they wish to complain.
Seņior Pranks
Using
a fake mustache kit and a big sombrero, tell
everyone in your school that you are Mr, Pranks, a taco salesman or some other
stereotype. Just remember to use an accent. Great for Spanish class.
Sour sheets
This
one is pretty gross, but physically harmless. Cover the victims sheets
in powdered milk and as they sleep and sweat the powder will turn into milk
& will spoil.
Smoking chalk
Take
a piece of chalk and carefully drill a small hole into one end, big enough for
the end of a match stick. It may take a few attempts. The best are
the strike anywhere types. If there is enough friction it should ignite
-- not enough to start a fire but enough to get a reaction.
Tug of war
This
can be pulled in most older dorms, cruise ships or hotels where doors are
directly across the hall from each other. Note that many newer dorms
have doors spaced out, perhaps because of this classic? Get a length of
rope a bit longer than the width of the hallway and tie one end to a pair of
doorknobs. Leave enough room so that both can be just barely
opened. When one person tries to open their door they will tug on the
other knob, and vice versa. If it works out then you will create a tug
of war between the two.
Wet Willy
You
can never go wrong with the good ol' wet willy -- lick your finger and then
stick it in someone's ear. Or soak your finger in water & let them
think it is spit. Not recommended is its cousin "the swirly",
where you stick someone's head into a toilet and flush.
What test!?!
Right
as you are walking into class ask a classmate if they are ready for the big
test, and psyche them out. Works best if multiple people are in on the
joke.
Your exact weight
Bet
a friend or classmate that you can guess their weight or they pony up.
With paper & pen in hand act very serious, looking them up or down.
Then write "your exact weight" on the paper and see how they like
that. Cheesy, but it works.
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