Want to let yur woman know hows you feel, but can't find them right words? Win her over with the press of a button, using our patent-pending redneck technology love machine. Simply hit the button and yur woman will be treated with one of 10 different affectionate phrases. (below).
"Git the hell outta my way" "Yur so purdy with your teeth in." "I love you more than my truck!" "I like the way you smell...even if the dog don't" "You do'nt have to shave it just for me." "I'm changing the name on my tattoo to yours."
"I think hairy legs and moles are sexy." "I'd marry you even if you weren't knocked up." "Oh honey, I like a woman with a big butt." "Yur the one I want the most...when I'm sober." "Pull my mullet and give me another hickey tonight."
