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Discounted Liquid Ass Spray $4.76

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Liquid Ass Spray

 Liquid Ass Spray Z01008
IN STOCK MSRP Discounted PriceQty
  Yes $6.99 $4.76
 Select your style:

  Volume  
  PricingOur wholesale pricing is available to everyone in the form of quantity discounts. Review the table for specific price breaks.
 1 - 2  
  $4.76 ea. 
 3 - 5  
  $4.24 ea. 
 6 - 11  
  $3.85 ea. 
 12 - 24  
  $3.65 ea. 
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It may no possible to convey this smell to you in words, but we will try:

Liquid ass is a mix of genuine buttcrack smell, with light touches of decaying roadkill and manure. Simply smelling the dry tip of this 1oz bottle will make most drop to their knees.

This is a highly concentrated formula therefore you will only need a few mists or squirts for most applications. And because this is the worst thing most people will ever smell, we strongly advise that you use appropriate caution when spraying anyone bigger than you. This is 100% authentic ass spray, as featured on Howard Stern and countless other programs.

We carry both a mister and streamer spray nozzle at no extra cost (use the dropdown menu if you have a preference). Also note the volume price breaks at 3, 6, and 12pcs.

Words don't truly describe this product, but this video from NBC's 'Howie Do It' below is a start. You really have to review this product for yourself.


 

 

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