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As a matter of policy, we do not sell, give, or rent any information about any customers to any third party.  Period.  We only collect sufficient personal information about you to fill your order(s).  This includes, but is not limited to, your name, address, and email address.  Once your order has been shipped, we will not use your information to send any future solicitations unless you have subscribed to our newsletter (see below), or you have specifically asked us to do so.

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Like most reputable internet websites, Zymetrical.com logs each transmission of information submitted through our servers.  By doing this, we are able to improve the overall shopping experience, and gain a better understanding of what visitors want, by tracking not only how a person found our site, but also what pages were viewed once there, among other things.  The information is collected as a whole, and is not user specific.  In other words, we don't associate each individual to specific searches, click paths, pageviews etc.
  
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