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Poop Greeting Cards

Daily Doos Greeting Cards

$2.90 ea.

 
When you care enough to give a crap....... send a daily doos!
 
Each card is printed on thick paper stock with a clean high-gloss finish. Cards measure 5" x 7" (10" x 7" opened) and also include a white mailing envelope.  Scroll down to see all 12+ gut wrenching designs.  Be sure and pick one up today -- you are not going to find this crap at Hallmark®

 


 

skid mark
 
 
 
 
sands
 
 
 
 
gnome
 

 
 
 
confucius
 

 
 
 
golf
 

 
 
 
snowman
 

 
 
 
bunny
 

 
 
 
missing
 

 
 
 
grandma
 

 
 
 
cactus
 

 
 
 
tequila poop
 

 
 
 
poopsie love
 

 
 
 



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poopsie chew toy
 Poopsie chew toys
 

 
special gift box

 Special gift box
 

 
2009 poop calendars
 Poop Calendars
 


 
   

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