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Weekly Bestsellers
 2010 dog poop calendar
10¢ fake lotto tickets

"Liquid Ass" fart spray
Inflatable Judy dolls
Ping pong balls
Fake dog poop
Clown noses
Stink bombs
Potato guns
$1 tattoo sleeves
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20" rubber chickens
Exploding cigarette loads
 
 
Poop Greeting Cards

Daily Doos Greeting Cards

$2.90 ea.

 
When you care enough to give a crap....... send a daily doos!  Each of our 12 designs are professionally printed on thick stock with a clean high-gloss finish. Each blank card measures 5" x 7" (10" x 7" opened) and includes a white mailing envelope.  
 


 

skid mark
 
 
 
 
sands
 
 
 
 
gnome
 

 
 
 
confucius
 

 
 
 
golf
 

 
 
 
snowman
 

 
 
 
bunny
 

 
 
 
missing
 

 
 
 
grandma
 

 
 
 
cactus
 

 
 
 
tequila poop
 

 
 
 
poopsie love
 

 
 
 
Be sure and pick one up today -- you are not going to find this crap at Hallmark®


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poopsie chew toy
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2009 poop calendars
 Poop Calendars
 


 
   

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