Zymetrical Novelties
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Bugs & fake insects
Blood & fake body parts
Bullet hole stickers
Classic & retro novelties
Clown noses & props
Closeouts & clearance
Fake Lotto Scratch offs
Jokes & gags

Magic / simple tricks

Novelty hats & wigs

Novelty inflatables
Novelty keychains
Novelty sunglasses
Party lighting
Poop greeting cards
Poop squeak dog toys
Rubber chickens & animals

Rubber duckies
Rubber snakes
Shocking gags
Stage & theatre props
Temp. tattoos & sleeves
 
 
 Customer testimonials
Closeouts & clearance


Weekly Bestsellers
 2010 dog poop calendar
10¢ fake lotto tickets

"Liquid Ass" fart spray
Inflatable Judy dolls
Ping pong balls
Fake dog poop
Clown noses
Stink bombs
Potato guns
$1 tattoo sleeves
Guitar sunglasses
20" rubber chickens
Exploding cigarette loads
 
 
Zymetrical, Inc. Phone Number
The best way to reach us is by email.  Most are literally answered in minutes (*during normal business hours).  
 
If you feel that you absolutely must speak to a customer service or sales representative by phone however, please use our contact form to get in touch and be sure to include your phone number.  Please note that we do not take orders by phone --- this being the main reason we don't have a phone# listed here instead of all this text.

 
 

 
 

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Business Hours:
M-F  9:30 - 6 ET



Mailing Address:
Zymetrical.com
PO Box 1104
Urbanna, VA 23175

 
Warehouse:
Zymetrical, Inc.
10880 Gen. Puller Hwy
Hartfield VA 23071

 


 
   

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