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Payment Methods

We accept American Express, Discover, Mastercard & Visa credit cards (as well as bank debit cards with those respective logos) securely through our website.


If you wish to pay with Bitcoin, Paypal, or would like to mail in a check, money order or 501(c)(3) purchase order, please contact us as these payments are not available in the shopping cart & must be entered by customer service.


Virginia Sales Tax

Customers outside of the state of Virginia are currently tax exempt, although Congress is trying to change that. 0_o

The commonwealth of Virginia requires us to collect a 5.3% sales tax on all orders shipped to addresses within the state of Virginia. If you are shipping an order to a Virginia address and are tax exempt you must notify us so that we can waive sales tax, or issue a refund retroactively. Otherwise if you are shipping to a Virginian address an additional 5.3% tax will automatically be added to your transaction.


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