Zymetrical Novelties
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Bugs & fake insects
Blood & fake body parts
Bullet hole stickers
Classic & retro novelties
Clown noses & props
Closeouts & clearance
Fake Lotto Scratch offs
Jokes & gags

Magic / simple tricks

Novelty hats & wigs

Novelty inflatables
Novelty keychains
Novelty sunglasses
Party lighting
Poop greeting cards
Poop squeak dog toys
Rubber chickens & animals

Rubber duckies
Rubber snakes
Shocking gags
Stage & theatre props
Temp. tattoos & sleeves
 
 
 Customer testimonials
Closeouts & clearance


Weekly Bestsellers
 2010 dog poop calendar
10¢ fake lotto tickets

"Liquid Ass" fart spray
Inflatable Judy dolls
Ping pong balls
Fake dog poop
Clown noses
Stink bombs
Potato guns
$1 tattoo sleeves
Guitar sunglasses
20" rubber chickens
Exploding cigarette loads
 
 
Zymetrical Discount Newsletter

A few times per year we send out a discount newsletter with exclusive savings for subscribers.  We do not send out weekly "email blasts".  Below is a recent newsletter we sent — if this interests you subscribe below and you will receive a 5% coupon immediately.

 
 
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