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Liquid Ass Spray

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Liquid Ass Spray
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It may no possible to convey the smell of Liquid Ass to you in words, but we will try:

This liquid potion is a mix of genuine buttcrack smell, with light touches of decaying roadkill and manure. Simply smelling the dry tip of this 1oz bottle will make most drop to their knees.

This is a highly concentrated formula therefore you will only need a few mists or squirts for most applications. And because this is the worst thing most people will ever smell, we strongly advise that you use appropriate caution when spraying anyone bigger than you. This is 100% authentic ass spray, as featured on Howard Stern and countless other programs.

We carry both a mister and streamer spray nozzle at no extra cost (use the dropdown menu if you have a preference). Also note the volume price breaks at 3, 6, and 12pcs.

Words don't truly describe this product, but this video from NBC's 'Howie Do It' below is a start. You really have to review this product for yourself.



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5 of 5 Stars!Jason - Apr 20, 2010
Words truly do not describe this product. I got a little bit of this on my hand, and after washing it for over 5 minutes in soap it was still rank. Pee-U! (Love the new beta version of the website guys, great job!)



5 of 5 Stars!Juan - Apr 11, 2010
This video is priceless and comes as close as anything I have seen to showing the true power that is Liquid Ass. But really, you have to try it for yourself to see. Just dont get it on your hand!!




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