Zymetrical Novelties
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Bugs & fake insects
Blood & fake body parts
Bullet hole stickers
Classic & retro novelties
Clown noses & props
Closeouts & clearance
Fake Lotto Scratch offs
Jokes & gags

Magic / simple tricks

Novelty hats & wigs

Novelty inflatables
Novelty keychains
Novelty sunglasses
Party lighting
Poop greeting cards
Poop squeak dog toys
Rubber chickens & animals

Rubber duckies
Rubber snakes
Shocking gags
Stage & theatre props
Temp. tattoos & sleeves
 
 
 Customer testimonials
Closeouts & clearance


Weekly Bestsellers
 2010 dog poop calendar
10¢ fake lotto tickets

"Liquid Ass" fart spray
Inflatable Judy dolls
Ping pong balls
Fake dog poop
Clown noses
Stink bombs
Potato guns
$1 tattoo sleeves
Guitar sunglasses
20" rubber chickens
Exploding cigarette loads
 
 
Payment Methods we accept - Zymetrical
Payment Information:

 
We accept all Visa and Mastercard credit cards. 
To keep our prices low we no longer accept Paypal, Discover or American Express due to increasing merchant fees.
 
To pay by check, money order, or a pre-approved purchase order
select the option "mail in payment" during checkout and you will be given an order# and our mailing address.  Do not mail in money without first placing an order or it will be returned.  Note that personal checks may be held until the availability of funds has been verified (generally 1-3 business days).

All payment must be made in $ USD.  We do not accept COD orders.
 

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