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Car pranks & ideas - PrankCo
Air the car out
Sure,
fish under a seat will stink up a car nicely, but who doesn't like air fresheners?
A 10pack should be more than adequate to freshen up your victims car.
Broken
glass window
Simple &
harmless! Roll down their window and then break piece a large piece of
glass right underneath. Believe us, you want to be watching when they
see their window & put 2 & 2 together. Bonus points if you toss
a baseball or rock nearby.
Bullet hole their car
Instead of
taking a 9mm gun to their car, grab a couple of fake
bullet decals and throw them on instead. They are extremely
realistic, cheap, and best of all reusable. To simulate scratches to
their paint take a single strand of silver duct tape.
Balloon exhaust
Unlike using a
potato which could cause damage, try putting a condom or large clown
balloon over the exhaust. It will expand and then create a loud
pop! This may not work if the exhaust is already hot as it will melt the
plastic.
Cellophane the car
If you went to
school then you probably saw this done in your college days . If you
aren't in college yet then you'll probably be the one doing this.
Basically you wrap the entire car from end to end in wrap. Bonus points
if you throw in some embarrassing materials between the wrap & the
car. You can also substitute it for foil, or toilet paper. If you
get the latter wet its a real bitch to get off too.
Cinder block their car
No, don't
break the windows. Lift the car and set the chassis on cinder
blocks. This is harder than it sounds and will require a bit of equipment
& elbow grease, but is worth it. The key is making the car look like
its flat, although it is hovering just ever so slightly. As an
alternative you can put chocks (curved blocks) in front of the back wheels.
Cruel & unusual
These are
probably two of the worst pranks we have on here. File this under
revenge. Take a dog leash and attach it to someone's bumper and let them
drive off with it. Or, as they did in MTV's "Jackass", put a
baby car seat on top of a car and drive off. And for a milder version
glue magnets to the bottom of a coffee cup and drive off with that on your
hood.
Duct tape the headlights
This will
only work at night. Most people will figure it out pretty quickly, but
usually not until after messing with their lights and/or fuses. The
a-hole at your local bar however will just turn on his lights not realizing
their is no light.
Embarrassing
stickers
This is pretty self explanatory.
Just find a prank sticker that you know will offend them and then slap that on
without them seeing. Bonus points if you can get other people to honk @
them in traffic.
For sale
Take it upon yourself to
list your marks car for sale. Put their actual phone number on it &
be sure to leave the notice where it will get the most visibility. Best
if they find out about the sale from a random stranger that wants to inquire
about it. Safe, but effective.
Full volume
Turn the volume on their radio up to
full blast when they aren't around. You may have to turn the car on to
adjust the volume, but easy if you have access to their keys. Bonus
points if you also turn on the turn signals, hazard lights or windshield
wipers as well.
Glittery Mess
A bit more intense
than many of our other free ideas so you should exercise caution. Get a
small container of glitter and dump it all over your marks car, you would be
amazed at how far a small amount of this will go. Note that the glitter
will stick to everything, including seat cushions, and may take weeks to get
rid of. For a milder version try something bigger like bird seed.
You can also set this inside the heater vent so that it comes out only when
the heat turns on.
Is it hot in here?
If
your victim leaves their car running for a few minutes run in and turn the
heat onto full blast & make sure the windows are tight. Works best
in the dead of summer.
Kite on a
string
Put a kite under their
vehicle and attach it with a short (10-20ft) length of string. You have
to set it up properly so that it pulls in the right direction, but if you do
it right they will have a look like a complete fool driving down the road
while flying a kite. You can also attach a small sign that attaches to
their license plate, or string a line of cans to their bumper.
Let the air out of the tires
If you
have never tried this, all you have to do is insert a small stick or ballpoint
pen and press gently against the ball in the stem, thereby opening the valve
and releasing all of the air. And if it is freezing outside throw on a
little water so they can't re-inflate them. Bonus points if you put a
ball bearing in there so that it releases over time as the person is
driving. Just make sure they aren't driving anywhere far as low pressure
can cause a blowout.
License switch
Unscrew their license
plates and flip them upside down. Better yet, do it to a whole line of
cars. Switch their plates with someone else's if you are feeling
spiteful.
Liquid ass
A bottle of
ass spray can be used on alot of things. Spray a few drops inside
the cowl vents and let nature take its course. You can also substitute
with deer or skunk urine (go to a hunting shop), or for a milder version
strong perfume or cologne.
Note on the windshield
Leave a note on their car apologizing
for any damage. The note can be elaborate as you want, be
creative. You will drive them crazy looking for damage that doesn't
exist.
Park and ditch
Get a few cars that your mark won't
recognize and, at their work or wherever opportunity strikes, box him in so
that he can't open any of his doors. Just carefully park the other cars
a few inches away and hide.
Ping ponging the car
You
thought we were gonna say put a ping pong ball in the gas tank, eh?
No. Get a bunch of cheap ping pong balls
and fill up your victim's glove compartment with them. Or, if you are
feeling a little risqué try filling up the whole car. Tip, start
through a front window and make sure everything else is closed, or better yet
go through the sun roof if available.
Post it notes
This
is a classic. Cover every square inch of the car with post-it notes, or
something else that will take a while to remove. Post it notes work
great because they are dirt cheap & come in tons of fun colors.
Rockin' hubcaps
Place small pebbles
& rocks inside of their hubcaps and it will drive them crazy for miles,
until they are removed or eventually wiggle their way out.
Rubber snake
Buy
one if you don't have one handy, and leave that under or in their car.
Some are so terrified of snakes they could cause an accident so make sure they
see it before they are driving.
Smoking exhaust
To create a smoking
tailpipe pour a bit of 2 stroke engine oil into the tailpipe. Cooking
oil will create some smoke & will also make their car smell like french
fries.
Spray paint the car
Using TEMPORARY
spray paint, you can give them a spontaneous paint job. You can find
this at paint stores, a popular brand to look for is Krylon. Works best
if they live or work in rough neighborhoods. Bonus points if you remove
the rims as well.
Sugar under the gas tank
Notice
that we said "under". If you sprinkle a bit of sugar under the
gas tank it will still get a reaction without causing any damage.
Vaseline the doors
Use Vaseline or lip gloss
and put that on the undersides of all the door handles. Both are gross
to the touch and can't be washed off easily. KY is more expensive but
will create a slippery experience. As a general rule we don't advise you
put ANYTHING on the paint though. No bologna, shaving cream, not
anything unless you know you have tried it on your car first & proven it
to be harmless.
Zip Zip n' away
Get
long plastic zip ties and attach them securely to different parts of the drive
shaft. They won't damage anything, but will drive your mark crazy as
they hit the undercarriage of the car.
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