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(It may not be possible to convey to you the smell of Liquid Ass in words, but we will try. Picture a mixture of genuine buttcrack smell, with light touches of decaying roadkill and manure. Simply smelling the dry tip of this 1 oz bottle will make most drop to their knees. This is a highly concentrated formula, therefore only a few mists or squirts are required for most applications. And, because this is possibly the worst thing most people will ever smell, we strongly advise you use appropriate judgement when spraying this around anyone bigger than you. This is 100% authentic ass spray, as featured on Howard Stern and countless other programs. Words can’t truly describe this product, but this video from NBC’s ‘Howie Do It’ below is a start to give you an idea. You really have to review this product for yourself..


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These are sold in quantities of 50 only. In order to provide the best discount bulk pricing, the warehouse does not break cases & therefore will not ship in different quantities. No exceptions. You must order in exact quantities of 50. (i.e, 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500 etc...) If you add a different quantity to your cart or try to order in 5's or 10's it will be rounded up.





Average customer rating: 5  based on 13 product reviews


5 of 5 Stars Review!Happy-n-Houston - Apr 12, 2012
Guys... I have to hand it to you! This product has had all my coworkers hysterical. Every vendor and neighbor has been a victim & they loved it! Well not at first but, it brings joy back into your life & who doesnt want to be twelve just one more time. Oh yea.. my daughter and I love going to the grocery store and watching people check thier shoes. Man... it just gets better and better! Thank you for being there in our aging years.


5 of 5 Stars Review!JAMES LOPES - Mar 13, 2012
i love the liquid ass it is the bomb i catch so much people with it and it is so funny watching their expressions on their faces.


5 of 5 Stars Review!Jaybird - Mar 9, 2012
If you want to stink up the place , this stuff is your answer! Terrible smelling stuff!


5 of 5 Stars Review!safetybob - Mar 5, 2012
we use this stuff for vengence. any misdeed on a job receives a dose-thanks to you , we have a very compliant job site


5 of 5 Stars Review!Ursula - Oct 19, 2011
I really love the ass spray fragrance; It\'s perfect, except that the spray is more of a cloud than a sharp spray. I wish that it went further. I may have to find a squirt bottle for my purposes. I love the stink bombs, too. But the arse spray is the best. Thanks


5 of 5 Stars Review!tom - Jul 13, 2011
i suffered from a neighbors cigars and cigaretts. i tried retaliating with several supposedly foul smelling products with no positive results most would dissipate to quickly to be effective.i was about ready to give up. when i read about liquid ass i decided to try it. [ last attempt ] well when i applied some of liquid ass to the same areas that i placed the previous foul odor products i was was amazed at the intensity of the odor it stunk !!!!!! somthing terrible !!!!!! the odor lingered and i heard a lot of hollering between the neighbors and for the last several days i have not suffered from the smell of cigars. liquid ass really works. thank you liquid ass


5 of 5 Stars Review!JohnnyRottenNJ - Jun 23, 2011
As prank sprays go, this is product is tops. I have seen adults run out of stores gagging after the place was dosed with just one or two sprays.


5 of 5 Stars Review!The name says it all - Jun 6, 2011
This stuff is potent. Like they used to sing in the old hair cream commercials, A little dab will do ya. One or two sprays is usually enough to clear out a decent sized store or office. Be careful not to get this stuff on your skin, as it does not wash off easily. You will smell like you had an accident unless you really scrub up after incidental contact with this stuff. The only thing that I dont like about it, is that once you use the spray a number of times, the outside of the bottle really starts to stink. I tried keeping it in a zip lock bag, but that only helped a little. If you are a prankster, this stuff is a must for your bag of dirty tricks.


5 of 5 Stars Review!JOE W. - Feb 8, 2011
PRODUCT IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME. THE REACTION OF OTHERS WHEN SPRAYED IS TO FUNNY. FRIENDS WANT TO BUY MY STOCK. I JUST WISH I HAD A CAMCORDER HIDDEN IN MY CAP. IN STORES, AT WORK. NEVER IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU WILL WANT TO MOVE. I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING EVERYTIME I USE IT.IT\'S VALUE IS OVER A 5. EFFECTIVENESS FALLS OVER A 5. THANKS AGAIN.


5 of 5 Stars Review!LAReviewer - Feb 3, 2011
I have to say that Liquid Ass is the best novelty spray I have ever used. Ive used two other products. But this is the most genuine and stinky smell you can unleash on people. The reactions to it around the office have been priceless. Buy this product. It will provide quite a bit of laughter and maybe even some gagging.


5 of 5 Stars Review!Ashley - Jan 31, 2011
my husband bought this and it really is liquid ass its nasty lol it stays around and everything. its really gross but funny haha.


5 of 5 Stars Review!Juan - Jun 11, 2010
This video is priceless and comes as close as anything I have seen to showing the true power that is Liquid Ass. But really, you have to try it for yourself to see. Just dont get it on your hand!!


5 of 5 Stars Review!Jason - Apr 20, 2010
Words truly do not describe this product. I got a little bit of this on my hand, and after washing it for over 5 minutes in soap it was still rank. Pee-U! (Love the new beta version of the website guys, great job!)


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