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Generic Toilet Paper

$2.70 or less


 Volume discounts:less than 159 160 - 239 240 - 479 480 + 
 Price breaks ....$2.70$2.40$2.35$2.32

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This is an actual functioning roll of single ply toilet paper, but why would you ever open it!? Leave one in someone's bathroom, or at your workplace and let that person really know what you think when it comes to their frugalness. The wrapping around roll reads "GENERIC TOILET PAPER FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES" in large bold text so there is no ambiguity. Perfect for resale or strange marketing promotions or fundraisers.


Minimum bulk purchase is 1 case, or 80 rolls. Looking for something more practical & less jokeish? Shop for bulk toilet paper on amazon

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This item qualifies for free delivery within 4—5 business days (or less) if you choose standard shipping Note that we sell this item in wholesale quantities of 80. You must order in exact quantities of 80 (i.e, 80, 160, 240, 320, 480, 640, 960 etcetera)

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