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Generic Toilet Paper

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This is an actual roll of toilet paper, but why would you ever open it!? Leave one in someone's bathroom, or at your workplace and let that person really know what you think when it comes to their frugalness. Single ply. Wrapping around roll reads "GENERIC TOILET PAPER FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES" so there is no ambiguity. Perfect for resale or strange marketing promotions or fundraisers.Minimum bulk purchase is 1 case, or 80 rolls.


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NOTE: This product is sold in case quantities of 80. You must order in exact quantities of 80 (i.e, 80, 160, 240, 320, 480, 640, 960 etc.)

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