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Fart Machines
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 Volume discounts:11 or less12 - 35 36 - 71 72 - 143 144 + 
 Price breaks ....$12.84$12.60$12.50$11.96$11.50

Bulk Fart Machines77.04 Newhttp://www.zymetrical.com/images/fart-machine.jpg048427112227Brand New. Bulk pricing.http://www.zymetrical.com/product_info.php?products_id=5575

Who has the time to setup a whoopee cushion these days, with all of the stress that life presents us? Wouldn't it be nice if you could trigger farts on command, and from a safe distance? Each fart machine has 15 farts & can be triggered by a small remote through walls up to 100 feet away. This is the new & improved model #2 by T.J. Wiseman, the original creator of this product, so you know you are getting the best quality fart maker.

 

This listing is for resellers with a minimum purchase of just 6 pieces. Note the pricebreaks on case quantities of 6 dozen and less. If you need just 1 or 2 fart machines, shop fart machines on amazon

 

Compare our price to the same model selling for $15 or more. (1) 9v and (4) AAA batteries required. (Be sure to turn your speakers all the way up before watching if at work or in a public space.)



 




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This item qualifies for free delivery within 4—5 business days (or less) if you choose standard shipping Note: we sell this item in wholesale quantities of 6. You must order in exact quantities of 6 (i.e, 6, 12, 18, 24, 36, 48, 72 etcetera)






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Customer rating: 5  based on 1 product review


5 of 5 Stars Review!Frances - Apr 7, 2010
This is a much needed improvement over the original model from the late 90s and has 3x as many farts. I bought one of the olds ones for my younger boys & now I am buying 2 for for their kids -- they think Im the coolest granny. Works exactly as advertised & at a great price.




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