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Zymetrical Reviews & Testimonials

Zymetrical, Inc. was originally founded in 1999, and we began selling online soon after, first on eBay and now through our our own platform. At Zymetrical, we pride our selves in having the best prices and exceptional customer service. Below are some of the reviews submitted by customers.

Just wanted to say thank you for responding to my previous email so promptly.  I hadn't read your website terms correctly and had left barely enough time for my items to arrive.  They did arrive on time, however, and were hugely popular at our daughter's "Captain Underpants" party.  Thanks so much for the great products/prices and the professional way in which you dealt with my order.
Anne V., Eden Mills VT
Less than a week before a friends 70th birthday I was hit by a sudden flash of inspiration. I found Zymetrical with a google search and soon 70 ping pong balls were on their way arriving in plenty of time to be numbered and wrapped in a bottomless box. Thanks to your prompt shipping, his 70th will be a birthday my friend will never forget!
Brian J, North Adams MA
Thank you for your prompt reply. this was one of the most POSITIVE online shopping experiences I've ever had. Your website is so user friendly & customer service is great.
I orderd 2 dz Grouch Marx glasses ( for my Dad's life celebration.).he had that kind of humor!
Glenn S., Kansas City MO
Thank you and I've really enjoyed the cute humor sprinkled through your website.
Patti C., Montevallo AL
Hey Zymetrical,

I placed my order at 4pm (eastern time) and you somehow managed to get it out the same day.  And it arrived the next (granted I am in NC). Who do you have working for you, robots?
Jason K., Buford NC
Just wanted to thank you for an excellent packing job (most companies skimp on that -- even moreso now with the economy).  There was no void in the box & I want you to know that some customers do pay attention to that.  Also was happy to see that you used recyclable paper material & not foam peanuts or plastic baggies.
Alice J., Sun Valley ID
WTG. I got my order faster than I thought. You guys ROCK!!! Can't wait to use my gags. Will post them next week.
Veronica G., Harlingen TX
Wow, thank you for going to such lengths to help us out!! I really appreciate that. I'll get in touch if there seems to be any issues once I pick up the order.
Lindsey P., Nashville TN
I got my new shocking hand buzzer today and its is so much fun! But really, you guys are the BEST!! Never seen such fantastic customer service.  You got a customer for life.
Abdul C., Valley Stream NY
Hello! Just thought I would drop you a quick line to say thank you for your super speedy shipping! I love my fake bugs and can't wait to use them (I'm a photographer and have lots of diabolical ideas for the little buggers). Also, thank you for having such amazing prices! There is a seller on Amazon who wants $7.77 for the same gross of flies (and $5 to ship!!!)I'm so glad I found you (through Amazon also) Keep up the fabulous work.... you really need a Facebook fan page. I posted a link to your website on my page so my fellow stock photographers can take a look! Thanks again, keep smiling and have a great day!
Meg S., Milford PA

I just wanted to take the time to thank you for making sure that our stuff made it in time.  It was indeed delivered by Friday as prosmised (sic)!  The prizes were a real hit with all the kids.  Thanks again for doing everything you could to make sure they got to me on time!  
Alexis M., Guilford VT
It's a great store. I am a 50 year old former Marine, and my family still can't believe the pranks I still pull. But know what, it makes us all laugh out loud. It's wonderful to see your family laughing. Keep up the good work. Thank You
Bernard F., Cortlandt Manor NY
I just have to tell you how impressed I am with your company.  You not only filled my order on the same day but shipped it as well.  I had ordered over 400 clown noses for Halloween as a give away to the kids.  Our theme was the circus and clowns.  The children loved their novelty and were so excited to put them on right away.  I had painted a clown photo op and they could not wait to get their picture taken with their clown nose on.  I was so happy to have stumbled onto your web site.  You can guarantee I will use your company again.  Thank you!  Thank you!  Thank you!
Maggie L., Apopka FL
Let me start by saying thank you for the quality products and service. Your prices are competitive, the selection is outstanding, and your website is set-up well for quick and reliable orders. What flatters me most is your shipping to an APO address. I'm currently deployed in Afghanistan and it's rare to find a business that will even ship APO and certainly not so quickly. Let me assure you all, the "Party Pooper" accompanied by the "Total Ass" spray in my Company's latrine brought a boat-load of laughs! Please keep it up! 
Respectfully, Lieutenant Mike S., United States Army
great site. Love how can check shipping before entering the whole address thing!! Thanks.

Kindest regards,
Missy E., Sacramento CA

We got our order and the extras.  Michaela loved the key chains.  They’re a hoot.  The party was a big success and so was the fake dog doo.  I know 18 kids who went home and played some pranks on family members Saturday night!  Fun!

Thanks for the customer service.  I will definitely let people know about your website.
Terri B., Ferrum VA
Thanks for the speedy service.
Loic E., Ottawa CANADA 
It is a pleasure doing business with a company that is true to its word! The chickens arrived right on time for our event. Thank you so much for your integrity!
Mark & Teresa H., Seward NE
Add my name to your growing list of folks singing praises of your company.  My fake lottery ticket arrived today and should be a hit at work tomorrow. You folks are the best!

Marie D., Louisville KY
The fart machine was great! Worth every penny thanks for supplying all the fun
Roger W., Dousman WI
It is good to see that there are still business' growing & thriving in this tough environment.  Keep doing what you have been doing and you will be fine.
Janet A., Torrance CA
[Actually, we have chosen not to participate in the 'recession' Janet.  Thanks for your continued loyalty. -Z]
wow! your service and pricing along with your website is amazing. It couldn't be any easier!
Ian H., Fresh Meadows NY
You guys are great and because of it the short film I was making was a success..thank you so much for personally working with my problem.. I will definitely be buying from you guys in the future!!
Mike S., Cullowhee NC
thank you i have ordered stuff before and i have to say every package has been on time you have a customer for life.
Christopher W., Forest Park GA
Just wanted to Thank you so much for the prompt attention with my order. I actually drove all over Columbia, Orangeburg, Bamberg, Barnwell, and Aiken, SC. looking for the fake roaches. Of course,all I needed to do, was get on the web and find your company. I did and I am so glad. You have made my Halloween !! Cant wait to order more fun stuff from your company.
Thanks again !!!

Doris M., Bamberg SC
Your stuff was a big hit at Christmas. Thanks for the laughs.
Stephen C., Manhattan Beach CA
thank you - I was going to purchase the spud guns for 4.00 each plus tax at a toy store and you really saved me lots!  thanks

Marie R., Blythewood SC
All the chickens arrived today -- thank you for the incredibly speedy service.  We are all thrilled!
Cornelia S., Cambridge MA
Brian thanks for all of your help. Come down to the race on November 2 if you have the chance! It''s Run!Geek!Run! an 8K in West Potomac Park.
Claire E., Fairfax VA
A+++ this site is awesome since im a jokester i love this site fast shiping (sic) good stuff
johnny R., San Diego CA
extraordinary service  delivery was so quick  thank you.
Carol R., West Chester PA
Thank you for forever changing our support department.  There is now an all out pop-its and pull strings war. I don't think our customers will ever be able to get someone live on the phone again....
Kenneth B., Grass Valley CA
Thank you for the great items. The "switch-combs" are fantastic!
Robbie T., Athens AL
I loved your service. I received all of my items just in time. Thank you for your promptness.
Nate W., Tucson AZ
I've looked everywhere these are a great item and i look forward to using them on some unsuspecting people the only ones many sites carry are the ones that smell but these babies are amazing 2 thumbs up on the great site and keep up the good work
William L., Clearfield KY
this was too easy! has made just about every other website ordering look way baaaad. if your delivery service is just as good, you will be the exclusive dealer of our bereavement camp's clown noses forever. thanks.
Lorie V., Hatboro PA
Received my rubber chicken today!  Thank you!
Dave M., Mauston WI
all A#1 o.k. 'thanks for the prompt service. will visit your site again 4 sure. good lookin out & take care....'later on.
John P., New Baltimore MI
Hi Kyle As you may already know the new video "Spider in the Wood" has hit the airwaves and can be found at you tube an myspace.  There are special thanks to your company at the end of the video, the rubber fish worked out great let me know what you think of the video,

Thanks Once again,

Dom B., Rocky Point NY
Just ordered a dozen rabbits feet on your site and wanted to send a compliment.  I live in Alaska, and have refused to order from multiple sites because they charge extra to ship items up here, even though there is no price difference when using USPS no matter where the item is sent in the country (My son just ordered a knit cap that came in a flat rate envelope and the company he ordered it from charged him $24.00 for shipping).  Your company did not charge me any extra to ship to AK, and the site gave me three different options for shipping.  I love it, Thank You. I will be spreading the word to my friends about your company.
Victoria S., Fort Richardson AK
Im so excited about the little keychain universal remote. It better work as good as yall say it does!!! laughing out loud!
Cody W., Norman OK
You guys are awesome , already shipped and delivered your quality is totally out of this world. You have a permanent customer with me. thanks a million.  wow wow wow
Susan V., Bronx NY
I'm sorry but my internet has been down for a few days. I just received the new laser pointer in the mail and I was really surprised. I didn't even know it was being shipped until today :] Thank you for the great service.  I would have loved to leave a product review because it's AMAZING! but I can't seem to find a place for it. haha...
well thanks again, I will be sure to buy more crap from you people. :]

Cory P., Rochester NY
yeah i got my stuff in the mail today. thank you for the fast shipping. thank you for the items the only thing i didnt like was the exploding lighter. my cuzon picked it up and it didnt go off, untill it was in his hand .i had to beat him up to get him to stop talking ****
Luke D., Prairie Du Chien
Thank you very much for taking the time to make sure my package got out today.  I fully intend on purchacing again from your company.  Although it did take longer than I had anticipated [order was delayed due to availability], you did respond to my email inquiries... And I thank you for that. Again thanks,
Warren J S., Overland Park KS
Owen R., New York NY
We received the Reggae headgear (3 different types) just in the nick of time for our noon time party. While we paid for 2-4 business days [plus processing time] it was received on the 5th day which was the day of our party which was a little scary.  Our group of 10 were surprised at great quality of the headgear for the price we paid. Our department had a blast. These items are definitely Keepers and not a one time use item.  We already have plans to use them at Halloween time. Our company will definitely be sending business your way.  Thank you for the fun addition to our Jamaican Party.
Gail O.,  San Diego CA 
I want to thank you again for the umbrella hats. They went over very well and added to the enjoyment of the night. Our team raised over $17,000 for the American Cancer Society and the event raised over 235,000!!! As promised, I've attached some of the pictures of people wearing the hats. When I get back the pictures from the professional photographer, I'll see if there are any additional ones to send.
Once again,
Many thanks!!!

Jack R. - Relay For Life Captain
Salisbury MD

Brian -

These pooping animals were a HUGE success at the Boston tradeshow.

Lynn B., Greenfield MA

Thank you very much for the awesome customer service that I have recieved! You guys were so quick to answer my email! I am very pleased and will highly recommend your store!
Stacey H., Yorktown VA
Was looking for Silly Bandz but stumbled on this website with the generic bands with great prices so I bought a bunch. Very happy with selection and my kids don't know the difference. They're just as excited to get these bands! With their enthusiasm, I might have to return to the same website to buy more bands quite soon! Yes, I would definitely buy from Zymetrical again!

Julie H., Garden Grove CA
I rec'd my gift right on time & it was just what I needed. Thank You, KLM
Kathy M., Tyler TX
I was hoping my order would come before the end of the week because it was placed so late (and after your shipping cutoff).  Guess what, it came in Saturday!  Thank you, and thank the post office :).  Happy 08'.
George J., Chicago IL
HOLY MOLY !!!  What a suprise to find the package on Saturday, January 5, sitting outside my Studio building.  Our family gathering was that night so we had time to wrap them for every family member (36 were able to attend).  We had so much fun, especially Mom - she's 84 and looked so cute!  Thank you !!!
Nancy M., Red Wing MN
Good news!  The replacements arrived today just in time.  Thank you again.  I will do business with you again in the future.  Have great Holidays.

Robert S., Cheboygan MI

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I was expecting my fake lotto tickets and the rest of my stuff in a week.  WOW I got them in 2 days. Great Job. Can't wait to play the pranks on my family. haha It's gonna be great.  Happy Holidays to All of You.

Very Satisfied Customer,
Veronica G., Harlingen TX
Wonderful website! Great products! Reasonable prices and super fast shipping!! Thank you sooo much!!!
Lisa L., Martinsburg WV
My rubber chicken arrived yesterday! Thank you so much for your help. I appreciate your concern and care for my order.
Have a great holiday season.
Emily S., Myerstown PA
Thank you so much for such great customer service! I received the umbrella hats in plenty of time ! Thanks again!
Katherine P., Greenville MS
Thank you!!! I truly appreciate your quick response to my plea. I had ordered 26 noses and only got 24. With our workshop of 26 people only days away, you sent me the other 2 post haste, by UPS second day air. They arrived in time. I am sure the shipping cost more than I paid for the noses.  You may add my great appreciation for your service to your testimonials.
Susan S., Woodland Hills CA
All my clown noses and poopin pigs came yesterday.....ONE DAY after I ordered. Simply miraculous!!!!  Thank you, thank you.
Phyllis P., Pasadena MD
Thank you for the rubber [screaming] chicken. I just recieved it not too long ago. I am having a lot of fun with it and it cracks everyone up in my family.
Alex C., Crofton MD
Totally dig all the crap I ordered!  I'll be back !!
Sharon B.  Moline IL
Just wanted you to know that I received the Hamburger Hats today and they were exactly what I wanted.  They went over so well that I am placing a second order today.

Thank you...Joyce K.,
Boys & Girls Club, MI
I love the many different varieties of items you market on your website. My son LOVES your site as he is a little buffoon and loves to pull pranks on people. He took particular interest in the Control Freak Universal Remote.
Thanks so much!
Pam L., Oakland CA
You guys honestly are my life savers!!! I'm gonna get EVERYONE at work good with those gag lotto tickets. I work at a Bilo and everyone there is obsessed over the Powerball and the scratchy tickets.... Yeah my manager might get upset when he sees that his money is coming from Santa but I know i'm gonna get a huge kick outta it so thanks!!!

Your worthy customer,
Kelli S., Seward PA
thanks a million! my umbrella hats have arrived and the family loves them.  rappers and celebrities are always praised and are always the heros.it feels good to be dad the hero, even if it's only for a day.
Michael S., Greenville MS
I truly love this site, It is the only website that have good prices on stink bombs. I truly recommend this website to anyone that wants good deals on prank accessories.  Thank You so much. I would love to do business with this site again in the future. :)
Josh Q., Elgin IL
Thank you so much for shipping my pens.  This is by far one of the best joke sites out there.  I really appreciate you shipping my pens to me by First Class!
You Guys Rock,
Connor M., Dillsburg PA
I tried to use your comment link but it didn't work... So I'm leaving my praise here.  Last year I found you guys on the web and requested a LARGE order of shock pens for our biggest tradeshow of the year... You have no problem filling the order and shipping quickly. They were such a huge hit that I will use your web site for all our pranking needs... Next weeks mission will be to blow up our service managers cigs! Thanks for the idea!
Angela F., Houston TX
thank you i got all my stuff and it was in good shape so thanks :-)
Brian N., Brodhead WI

I FINALLLLLLLLY received the order this afternoon.  Thanks again for clearing that up, and for paying for the shipping upgrade (I know that wasn't cheap), even though it was the carriers fault.  Will be back again.  Your customer service is bar none.
Jill W., Memphis TN
awesome stuff and fast delivery, was most important and I am very happy to use your services again because of it.
Annette B., Pearland TX
Thank you for the first 50 Clown noses.  I've ordered 450 more.
Jamie H., Lenox MA
I was hoping that my rubber duck keychains would come today.  When I returned from work I was not disappointed.  I am having a baby shower for my step daughter this Saturday, these will be perfect for party favors. I cannot wait to hear what the attendees have to say.  Thank you for the excellent service.
Kim M., Boone IA
Thank you. The universal remote works Great! Works on all of the TV's i've used it on!  Even though there was a shipping delay.
Josh L., Warrenton VA
[Josh, There was a shipping delay, in part, because we were with out power for five days due to hurricane Ernesto.  As you know (being in Virginia), the eastern part of the state got hit pretty bad.  Glad you are enjoying the remote!]
Brian:  SUCCESS !!!  The chickens have arrived. My happiness is complete.  Thanks for hanging in there with me.

Janice T., Clinton TN
Thanks for getting my order out so promptly, I know you'll are under a crunch right now.  Good luck with the cleanup (trust me I know how that goes).
Judy K., Miami Beach FL
Hey Brian,
My order arrived today!!!! Thank you so much again for all of your help through this entire process and for the "extra" stuff you threw in. It
wasn't necessary but I really appreciate it! You have been a pleasure to do business with! Thanks again!
Chris S., Levitton NY
I ordered my item on Tuesday, and it came in today, Thursday.  This was pretty surprising by itself, until I saw that you guys were out of power for 5 days because of Ernesto.  I am not sure how you pulled it off, but I certainly appreciate it.
Ieshia J., Rockville MD
I did receive these yesterday afternoon, 10/26.  Thank you so much for your patience with me!  :)
Cheryl B., Hoyt Lakes MN
Thanks! I got the order with the missing items. I appreciate your help.
Andrew D., Ocean NJ
Thank you! I apologize for my nasty e mails. it is just that i urgently need those chickens. again I appreciate your assistance and will surely order from you in the future. Have a good day and god bless.
Joe M., Hicksville NY
Thank you for such quick service!!!
Elizabeth T., Grapevine TX
I love this online store. I haven't been able to find a switch blade comb since fith grade. that was a long time ago. thank you.
Billy G., Garland TX
Thanks!! The shipment came in today.  I really appreciate your help.
Felicia G., Reisterstown MD
Despite the little blip with the box that was damaged in delivery, I am pleased to say the company came through and supplied me with the items that were missing just in time for the party!  I REALLY appreciate your effort.
Ellen A., Richmond VA

Thanks again for the quick response and all your help. The customer service that I have experienced with your company has been far better than many companies I have ordered from over the internet. The service is definitely noted.

Jason E., Coventry RI

Hi, my name is Misty Nichols, and over the weekend I threw my husband a surprise 30th birthday party, and had ordered some of your products as favors for our guests, and let me tell you what a hit it was!!  Everyone had so much to laugh about, that the party is still being talked about.  So I just wanted to say thank you especially to Alicia who was able to help get the products here in time and being so helpful and supportive of my needs.  She was able to replace some items that were out of stock with ones that were available and it worked just fine if not better.  Your web-site was definetly reccomended and I am sure will be used for mine and friends personal use.  You guys are great!!
Misty N., Yorkville IL  
Wow you guys are good! I have never had faster service from any company.  THANK YOU! I got my package today.
April K., Harrisburg PA
Thanks for the fast shipment guys, as usual, and thanks for the free keychain.  I will be ordering more soon, as usual...
Have a safe & happy fourth!
Jerry H., Rochester MN
You probably won't post this.  First, I was very pleased with the pricing & selection of your products, and I was very pleased seeing that it was shipped the same day it was placed.  However, as I indicated to you by email, three of the items were missing, which made my little boy very upset with me.  It was his birthday, and one of the items is the only reason we placed this.  I know that you guys make mistakes, but it was very upsetting to him (and thus to me) just the same.  I do appreciate you sending those back out at your expense though, more than you know, and was able to surprise him with them after his birthday had passed because I don't think was expecting them.
Your prices & selection got me in the store, but your prompt customer service is what will bring me back.
Jean I., Baton Rouge LA
[Jean, thank you for bringing that to our attention.  We apologize for that mixup, and are glad that we were able to rectify this to your satisfaction. Let us know should you need anything else.  -Z]
Dear sirs:

The backwards clock, which I had ordered for a birthday/anniversary gift for my husband came this afternoon, and it is really appreciated!

He opened it almost immediately, put the battery in, and hung it where another "normal" clock had! When he came in from outside, we were both looking at it, and agreed that it will take some getting used to.  I have no idea who came up with the idea for that type, but I think the person is much more clever than designing a whacky one! We will enjoy it many years!

Again, thanks very much from BOTH of us!


Mrs. Polli B., Bowling Green KY
Received shipment today. Now everyone is happy! Many thanks.
Marie K., New Haven CT
Thanks for getting my order out so quickly guys!  I will keep that in mind the next time I need 36 rasta knitted hats (which probably won't be anytime soon)., or anything else for that matter.
Edward G., Sioux Falls SD
Thank you for cooperating with my needs (shipping next day). This is very much appreciated.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Shayn :)
Shayn C., Oakley CA
I just wanted to let you know I recieved (sic) my order today and it is wonderful.  Thank You so much for everything and I will recommend you to my friends and family.
Thank You,
Sally B., Gold Beach OR

I just wanted to say thanks for the quick response. It can be a real bear shopping over the internet sometimes but not in your case. The service at Zymetrical has proven to be very good.

Rob Q., Provo UT
You guys are fantastic.  I ordered a Rastaman knit cap with dreadlocks on  Friday and it arrives 6 days later on Thursday.  You don't waste time getting the orders out.  Also, your prices are so low it ain't funny, but your products sure are.

Thank you for such great service.

Bill K., Moses Lake WA
Thank you!!  Everything has worked out fine, we thanks you for you efforts.
Joy W., Bellevue WA
The customer service at Zymetrical is second to none. After a misunderstanding on my part, Brian (company rep) explained the situation. In a follow-up Email, he too, apologized for the confusion. Apparently, Zymetrical's "customer is always right" attitude is taken quite literally. I'll tell my friends and co-workers to shop here when in need of Rubber Chickens, Fake Doggie DoDo, and the like. 

Gregory H., Port St Lucie FL
Thankyou so much for the order, we got everything super fast, and everything is here and works...  thanks so much you guys are the best

-Glenn and Chris G., Bronxville NY
(Sometimes we get mail from people who can't take a joke, or maybe this is a joke?)
RE:  Complaint about your product
My son put this [redneck horn] product of yours on my truck and I do not appreciate it one bit!

You should be ashamed to sell such a product, especially to minors.  I'm reporting you and your company to the appropriate federal agencies responsible for consumer protection.

You have made my life worse and my dog sad, as I became angry and kicked my dog because of your product.
Thanks for taking care of this so quickly.  I look forward to doing business with you in the future.   ~Bob
Robert W., Salisbury MD
Brian, My order has arrived!!  Very happy, thank you for your help. Now I will be ordering some new items. Booya, slk
Sherry K., Southport FL
Thank you for your speedy reply; it's nice to see such integrity. I really appreciate your sentiment and know these things happen. Thank you for taking care of it so well. If the original shows up I'll let you know. It's a pleasure doing business with you.

Thank You,
Justin W., Kodiak AK
I made several inquiries to you via email. Every single response has been professional, efficient, and polite.  Can you believe I had that many questions were about poop - but I am sure you answer alot of those?  Zymetrical, this is one of the many reasons I do business with you and why I recommend your company to friends.
Greg B., New York, NY
Dear Brian and Gang,

Thank you so very very much.  I think things are looking like we might just see that stinkin' order in time after all and I have you guys to thank for jumping on it and sending it overnight.  Also, I so totally appreciate that you substituted a thing or 2 and I can understand that you might be out of stuff.  Mine was a big order of lots of dinky stuff so I'll happily take whatever comes so long as I have some goofy gags to give away.

Most Appreciatively, Your New Biggest Nag of a Customer, 
Kate B., Richmond MA
Thanks again for getting that out.  I know you guys are crunched for time this week.
Roger X., St. Paul MN
You are the best, Thanks, 
Linda V., Hoboken NJ
Dont buy all that hype on the net brought forth by a sale gone bad. Its called poisoning the well, and its unfair. I ordered and I recieved my
package within a fews days of my account being charged.  I have bought from major Corps. and had to wait weeks AFTER being charged.
Thanks guys! I will be sure to send you a video or something of me and the noisy chicken!
Kelly D., Russell KS
Thank you so much for addressing this issue so quickly- I look forward to buying from you again and telling others about your great website, low prices, awesome variety, and wonderful customer service...Thank you again.
Stephen S., North Babylon NY
Thank you for sending that out 3rd day air at your expense, most merchants would not have gone to such lengths to correct an error they have made, certainly not over such a small order.  This means a lot to me, and says alot about your company.

Deb J., Seattle WA
Thank you again.
Jane S., Scottsdale AZ
Thank you for fixing that error and allowing me to keep the incorrect items!  I knew there was a reason I tell everyone about your site.
Jake P., Bristol CT
I first would like to say how estactically happy I was to find a web site where I could order rabbits feet because I have been shopping local stores for some time.....  Thank you very much.

Jill B., Sacramento CA
That sounds great!  Thank you for resolving this issue and I will be sure to keep telling my friends, who are pranksters by the way, about this great website that I came across.

Chris P., Corona, CA
Thanks alot for your reply I look forward to your products.
Jonathan W., Anchorage AK
Each time I have shopped with Zymetrical.com it (sic) hass been great! No problems, fast shipping (and at reasonable prices), great deals, and awesome products. If I were to buy from another site it would be like I was cheating on my girlfriend.
Ben E., San Diego CA
People are often quick to complain if their is even the slightest problem, but slow & reluctant to praise when it is deserved.  I am guilty of that as well, but just felt compelled to give you guys a pat on the back.  My order came well packaged, without any hiccups, and the quality of your products was superior to other sites I have shopped with.  You have earned my loyalty.

P.S.  I love your new music video, but think you should keep your 9-5!

[Thanks for the kind words Sally.  We are just doing the music thing on the side.]

Sally J., Daytona Beach FL
As an owner of an e-commerce site, and from someone with knowledge on the subject, I want to commend you for the usability of your site and shopping cart.  Keep up the good work.

Sheila S., Beaverdam OH
We ordered 2,200 noses from Zymetrical after getting bids from numerous other suppliers.  They were by far the most reasonable, and the customer service we received was beyond stellar!  Brian responded to any questions or concerns we had in a very timely manner and offered numerous suggestions throughout the process.  Our event went off without a hitch, and we cannot thank Zymetrical enough for their incredible customer service!!!! 

Stacy G., Augustana Concert & Lecture Committee
Augustana College, Siox Falls SD

Dear Brian,
Below is an excerpt from a press release of the philanthropy event that ZBT threw for the Children's Miracle Network... Attached also are pictures! Thanks so much for the clown noses!

Nate H., Zeta Beta Tau Fraternity
University of Denver, CO
Thanks for all the great customer service. Sorry to be such a bother. Thanks for your help!  Thank you ! I really appreciate your working with me to get the orders here asap.
Thanks again!
Donna M., Fullerton CA
Thanks, you have been very kind & helpful.
Norma C., Winston-Salem NC
Thank You! Brian, I finally got the right chickens! YAY! It must have been the confusing chinese display boxes that threw it off. I'll be ordering more from you in the future, due to your vigilance in this matter. My husband & I own a mobile DJ & entertainment company, so we will always need products from you. Thank you once again for your help in this matter.

Roberta K., Seffner FL
Thank you, Brian.  I really appreciate all your time and help with this.
John W., Charleston WV
my order was shipped and received PRONTO! now i can order more with peace of mind. thanks a bunch!
Carolyn H., Van Alstyne TX
Thanks for your super speedy reply to my questions, and the quick delivery.  Thanks again.
Dale W., Madison WI
Thank you very much Brian...that's excellent news..  I will forward you a picture after the event..  I'm curious to see what all 10 of them will look like also..  Have a great day!!
Joyce D., Franklin Park IL
Speedy reply , customer service , itz what it is all about...job well done brian....we'll wait a a few weeks and see what happens .....thanks for all the help.....we'll keep in touch.....
Chuck M., Bristol CT
My 2nd graders had a blast with the Rattle Snake eggs gag . . .We even got our Principal to jump!!  Thanks!!
Mary C., Walnutport PA

Those little tv remotes are possibly the coolest gadget I have seen in a while.  You mixed up one of my hats, but told me to keep the wrong one and reshipped the other super quick!  Thanks for taking care of that so professionally and quickly.

Is there a website where I can post my experience about your company?

Jay C., Madison WI
[It has just been posted, here]
Thanks!  You guys are top notch!!!
Mike T., Lake in the Hills IL 
Today I recieved the missing items from you.  Thank You for your prompt response.
Jason J., Holiday FL
Thanks for your prompt response!  Once again I appreciate your response and please keep me up to date should any further changes occur.
Sonya S., Broken Arrow OK
Thank you - we received the package today!  Thanks for the follow up & the Bomb Bags!
Michelle C., Highland Village TX
Great. Thanks so much!!
Jake S., Chesapeake VA
Please expedite like you said for Friday arrival. Thanks so much for your help. It has been a pleasure!!
Tawanda M., Cleveland OH
Thank you very much. I think that the batteries were dead, but we will let you know once the new pens arrive.  Would you like us to return the old pens to you?

[No need to send those back.]
Jason F., Leesburg VA
Thank you, it is so nice to see that there are still businesses that care about the customer
Laura D., Cleveland OH
Your customer service is excellent! Was short one item and reported it.  You responded next day and sent the missing item right away. 
You guys rock!
Tom V., Grand Rapids MI
Dear Zymetrical,
I wanted to thank you in advance for the switch blade comb.  I have searched since October for this unique comb in Lexington Ky.  I have had no luck until a friend suggested I search the internet and boom there it is.
I was so happy you can't imagine.  My little boy wanted this unique combo for Xmas.  So now because of your great company I will be able to give it to him on his birthday.
Again, thanks for stocking such a unique item.
Your customer,
Lisa T., Lexington KY   View Note
Thank you. sorry for misunderstanding.
Much success to you....!  $$$$$$$$

Richard  G., Valley Village CA
Brian ....thank you so much for cooperation. Casey received his gift and loves it. (the shocking tanks) Thank you for sending the shocking gum and lighter as well. I hope you had a great Christmas! I will be doing business with you again! Thanks......Marc
Marcus F., Owensboro KY
Thank you Z.  I will recommend you to my friends.
Happy New Year to you.

Crystal W., O'Fallon MO
Thank you...i received the replacement shocking pen....you have good customer relations.
Gaelon F., Miami FL
I purchased 100 fake scratcher tickets just a few weeks ago! They are a HUGE hit for my daughters fundraiser. When I received the tickets there was a piece of paper that offered a discount on my next purchase. Of course I misplaced it so if that discount offer could be applied to this order that would be great, it not that's what I get for loosing it in the first place. You guys are awesome!!

Jill B., Portland OR
Thanks alot!  I wish all merchants were as easy to deal with you as you! 
Merry Christmas!

Amy S., Elba NY
I have received your shipment today. Thank you for your prompt delivery.
I am pleasantly surprised by your speedy shipment.

Patricia C., Jamaica NY
What is your method of shipment, fighter jet?  My shipment not only went out by the tenth, it arrived on the tenth!!  Thanks a lot!  Now our dogs will have a chance to try them on before the really big show!  We have two black labs in our rescue who are going to an adoption day to try to get a home dressed as a sheriff and a bandito!   Wish them luck and thanks again!

Adrienne V., Deary ID
Thank you for sending the funny nose and glasses for our patients at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.®....  On behalf of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, and especially on behalf of the children and their families, thank you for your kindness and generosity.

Sherry L. Donor Services Director, 
St. Jude Children's Hospital, Memphis TN   View Note
I just want to say THANK YOU for making my baby girl's 3rd birthday wonderful! The kids LOVED the clown noses that I ordered from you. They were the right size, the right price & perfect with the (Disney's JoJo's Circus) clown theme that we had set up.  You have a customer-for-life here, you did not let me down & I appreciate that.

Serene K., San Diego CA
I thought my wife was going to divorce me when she found out my trick!  Thanks again.

Bob J., Las Hoboken NJ
Hi, my name is Katie S----, and I am a high school math teacher. I saw your mixed up clock on your website and I loved it. It would be great to have in my classroom, but with budget cuts it is not something our school can buy. I was wondering if you would donate one of those for my classroom. One of the biggest problems that I have is students thinking that the clock rules the classroom. At least this way, they have to think about what time it really is before they start trying to pack up. Thank you in advance for considering this donation.

(A free clock was sent)

Kate S., Greenville SC
Thanks again for your help. I will look forward to seeing the Groucho article on your website.

Gary Hall
Relay for Life Co-chair, Pottstown PA
I just received my order, thank you very much.

Dale P., Scott Depot WV
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Bob R., Las Vegas NV
Very reasonable prices, very fun toys.  Thank you Zymetrical.
Joan J., San Diego CA
Zymetrical, you guys have one some of the best shipping prices of any site, joke sites and non joke sites alike.  You have earned a customer for life.

Vincent D., Howard Beach NY
The poop calendar is funnier than what I was expecting, and at a great price.
Hubert D., Ontario Canada
Received it today - it's perfect.  Thanks!

Shari T., Jacksonville TX
Thanks for your prompt attention to my questions and fast shipping.  Will be back.

John Z., Wilmington DE
Thanks!  Got it last night 6PM!  He was the hit of the play today!  Everyone loved it!!!
Andrea B., Mobile AL
Thank you very much for your speedy service. I appreciate it.

Patricia C., New York NY
Omg this liquid ass stinks!  Ughh.
Joey W., New Orleans LA
Thanks again Brian, Talbott, Scott, and the rest of  you guys.  I promise I won't be in such a crunch with future orders, but thank you for getting it out so quickly.  Thanks.
Lucy W., Sarasota FL
Great service.  Thanks again Zymetrical, will be telling my friends.
Peter J., Enola PA
I'm a morning show co-host in North Carolina.  Our show is syndicated across the state.  Our man on the streets travels around our listening areas doing odd jobs and stunts and meeting people.  He needs giveaways and we'd love to include some gags in with the goodies

I would like to request some gag gifts of your choice to give away to people on the streets.  Of course, we will mention your website, zymetrical.com, every time we send him out with your stuff.

(A box of free schwag was sent to them)

Z107.5 (WAZ), New Bern NC
Speedier than speedy.  Muchos Gracias!

Jose C., Phoenix AZ
Well packaged, and the product was a blast.  Shipping was a bit slow, but I believe that is because we chose 1st class and not Priority.  Will be back Z!

Brandi L., Las Vegas NV
You weren't lying when you said this ass spray was rancid smelling.  Good god, I almost puked myself.

Johnny W., Deerfield IL
Our scout troop had a blast with the potato guns you sent us (and thanks for sending that out promptly).  My only regret is that we didn't order more of them, because the parents wanted to play after seeing the fun our kids were having.  Am looking forward to the shocking laser tag we just ordered.

Eric S., Port Royal VA
Thanks for sending us these.  We looked everywhere for them, and you were the only company who had the quantity we wanted stocked.
Jeff G., Boise ID
Friday is just fine....Thanks for getting it to me so quick....   It has been a pleasure doing business with you....Regards,

Amy G., Clermont FL
Holy %*#@ that was a quick shipment.  Kudos Zymetrical.

Gary S. Jr., Sacramento CA
Zymetrical, I want to commend you on your crazy cheap prices, and your quick delivery.  I wish there were more business' that operated like you.
Elliott., Bunnell FL
These tv remotes are hysterical.  I have been telling, err. demonstrating, them to everyone I know at bars, restaurants, and everywhere else.  Brilliant.
Jason P., Centerville UT
Compliment: Placed an order last week and it was delivered SUPERFAST, Thank you! Excellent service!!  
Robert F., Ames IA
Thank you soo much, I have been looking everywhere for cheap rubber snakes! I look forward to more future business with you!

Phillip M., Bosque Farms NM
I got the shipping confirmation email.  THANKS so much for dealing with this promptly!  I gotta say, fantastic customer service!  I will definately check back next time I need more novelty items.
Elizabeth C., Falls Church VA

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