A brief company history.
 
Just how exactly did we end up selling fake dog poop for a living?
 
Well, our story began at flea markets in 1999 when our founder started selling used cd's and a handful of novelties at the age of 17.  He quickly delved in the world of e-commerce, finding that eBay and other sites would allow him to sell cd's while attending school during the day.  

3 years later as consumer demand for cd's began to decline, the company made a shift towards novelties and developed our e-commerce platform.  Flash forward 10 years or so and we now run a state of the art warehouse & website which ships discounted novelties to thousands of customers each month.
 

And if you are wondering "what the hell does Zymetrical mean?" -- (that is why you clicked here right?) -- the truth is we simply don't know.  You see, it was an "artsy-fartsy", whimsical made up word.  The domain, which was being used as an art portfolio at the time was only intended to be used for development.  But after launching, it just kinda stuck and was never moved to say, Prankco.com, or something people could easily spell...  Because, or perhaps in spite of that name however, we have built a loyal customer base and continue to see exponential growth year after year due of our commitment to low prices & fast service.
 
 
Have a look around and see what's in store, have a laugh its free to browse.