Zymetrical Novelties
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Welcome to our wholesale novelty store.  We are purveyors of many discount novelties including
groucho marx glasses, cowbells, as well as bulk feather boas, and fake dog crap.  Have a look around. Shipping & delivery info*


Popular novelties this week:

  Clown noses
  Plastic Hawaiian leis
  Geek nerd glasses
  Puff cigarettes for stage
  Silly string in bulk
  Mardi Gras Beads
  Plastic poker chips
  Stadium horns
  Playing cards in bulk
  Bulk fake mustaches
  Ping pong balls
  Toy handcuffs



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Bulk novelties other customers are looking at





Bulk Yellow Cowbells

Bulk Toy Metal Handcuffs

Bulk Thick Plush Santa Hat

Bulk 16" Wooden Backscratchers

Bulk Wooden Pop Cork Gun

Bulk Wind Up Fake Mice

Bulk Bubba Teeth

Bulk Unputtable Golf ball

Bulk 24" Inflatable Rock Guitars

Foam Clown Noses

Bulk Disappearing Ink

Bulk Sailor Costume Cap

Bulk Switch Blade Comb

Bulk 16" Inflatable Beach Balls

Bulk Flarp Noise Putty

Bulk Furry Handcuffs

Bulk Mardi Gras Beads 500pc Assortment

Bulk Silly Party String

Bulk Liquid Ass Spray

Bulk Fake Dog Poop

What do you seek?

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