Zymetrical Novelties
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Welcome to our wholesale novelty store.  We are purveyors of many discount novelties including
groucho marx glasses, cowbells, as well as bulk feather boas, and other crap.  Have a look around. Shipping & delivery info*

Best selling novelties:

  Clown noses
  Plastic Hawaiian leis
  Geek nerd glasses
  Ping pong balls
  Puff cigarettes for stage
  Silly string in bulk
  Mardi Gras Beads
  Plastic poker chips
  Toy potato guns
  Toy handcuffs
  Playing cards in bulk
  Bulk fake mustaches

  Novelties on clearance



Bulk novelties other customers are looking at





Foam Clown Noses

Bulk Tattoo Sleeves

Bulk Squirt Wee Wee Boy

Bulk Daily Doos Oh Crap! Greeting Card

Bulk 14" Rain Forest Snakes

Bulk 6" Whoopee Cushions

Bulk Toy Potato Guns

Bulk 2" Plastic Beetles

Bulk Plastic Poker Chips Set

Bulk Fake Plastic Cockroaches

2015 Dog Poop Calendars

Bulk Fake Vomit

Bulk Fake Slip On Tattoo Sleeves

Bulk Wooden Pop Cork Gun

Bulk Clown Polka Dot Bow Tie

Bulk Fake Dog Poop

Wholesale Stink Bombs

Shocking Pens

Bulk Disappearing Ink

Bulk Bubba Teeth

What do you seek?

Have a question? Need a hand? Send us an electronical mail or call (8am - 4pm M-F EDT)


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