Zymetrical Novelties

We are a novelty wholesaler who sells in bulk directly to consumers, as well as businesses, churches and schools. Our minimum quantity on most orders is 1/2 or 1 full case. Non-freight orders generally ship within 24 hours. Order by 11am EST for same day shipping (unless noted).

Popular Novelties:

  metal cowbells
  beach ball inflates
  rubber duckies
  water squirt guns
New Items:

  Toy army helmets
  plastic safari hats
  keychain assortment
  tic tac toe keychains


  switchblade combs
  fake mustaches
  ping-pong balls
  toy play handcuffs

We are purveyors of thousands of other fun and unique novelties such as groucho marx glasses, whoopee cushions and fake dog crap.

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Frequently Asked Questions:

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  What payments do you accept?
  30 day no-hassle returns policy


Bulk novelties other customers are looking at


Bulk 7" Double Barrel Water Guns

Bulk 10" Squeaker Shark

Bulk 16" Inflatable Baseball

Bulk Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

Bulk Pig Noses

Bulk Tattoo Sleeves

Bulk Mood Rings

Bulk Porcupine Push Pens

Bulk Jumbo Bling Rings

Bulk Sports Ball Sipper Cups

Bulk Pen Assortment

Bulk Small Water Guns Lot

Bulk Luau Flower Bra

Bulk Wand Pens

Bulk 20" Water Cannons

Bulk Floating Rubber Ducks

Bulk Grass Table Skirts

Bulk 1oz Birthday Bubbles

Bulk Loop Straws

Bulk Fart Bomb Bags

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