Zymetrical Novelties
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Welcome to our wholesale novelty store.  We are purveyors of many discount novelties including
groucho marx glasses, cowbells, as well as bulk feather boas, and fake dog crap.  Have a look around. Shipping & delivery info*


Popular novelties this week:

  Clown noses
  Plastic Hawaiian leis
  Geek nerd glasses
  Puff cigarettes for stage
  Silly string in bulk
  Mardi Gras Beads
  Plastic poker chips
  Stadium horns
  Playing cards in bulk
  Bulk fake mustaches
  Ping pong balls
  Toy handcuffs



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Bulk novelties other customers are looking at





Bulk Pig Noses

Bulk Fake Dog Poop

Bulk Unputtable Golf ball

Bulk Fake Plastic Cockroaches

Bulk Fake Ants

Foam Clown Noses

Bulk Exploding Golf Balls

Bulk Bubba Teeth

Bulk Telescopic Extend-A-Fork

Wholesale Stink Bombs

2015 Dog Poop Calendars

Bulk Rasta Hat With Dreadlocks

Bulk 2" Plastic Beetles

Bulk Metal Hand Buzzer

Bulk Fake Vomit

Bulk Fake Floating Eyeball

Bulk Fart Bomb Bags

Bulk Pooping Pig Keychain

Bulk Tattoo Sleeves

Bulk Disappearing Ink

What do you seek?

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